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Warning · the food is spicy · the fur is Arsenal

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Specimen file · No. 16 of 18

Auntie Ro-Ro

Spicy chef and business guru

  • Arsenal-patterned fur
  • Business brains
  • Habitat: classified
  • Six ratings
Auntie Ro-Ro, spicy chef and business guru
Specimen No. 16 · photographed at a safe distance
No. 16 Field ratings

The honest six

Six measurements, each out of ten. Nothing has been rounded up to be polite.

  • Size5/10
  • Friendliness8/10
  • Appetite7/10
  • Cleverness9/10
  • Sneakiness6/10
  • Quirkiness6/10

Note: cleverness 9 is not a promise. Field measurements only.

The dossier

Appearance: Meet Auntie Ro-Ro, the lady Toe Monster with a flair for business and a love for spicy Caribbean cuisine! Auntie Ro-Ro’s fur is patterned like the Arsenal football kit, proudly showing her support for the Gooners. Her unique style and vibrant fur make her stand out among the Toe Monsters.

Personality: Auntie Ro-Ro is the business brains behind the Toe Monsters, always finding clever ways to keep things running smoothly. She is not only smart but also has a big heart, especially when it comes to cooking delicious spicy meals for her fellow Toe Monsters. Her love for the Caribbean, especially Grenada, adds a touch of tropical warmth to her personality.

Cave Life: Auntie Ro-Ro’s cave is a perfect blend of work and pleasure. One side of her cave features a desk with three computer screens where she manages all the business affairs of the Toe Monsters. The other side is dedicated to her passion for cooking. The kitchen area is filled with pots of chilies, nutmeg, and other tropical herbs. There are numerous shelves stocked with cookbooks. A big TV constantly shows football games, creating a lively and vibrant atmosphere.

Fun Fact: Auntie Ro-Ro’s cave is known for its mouth-watering aroma of spicy Caribbean food. She loves experimenting with new recipes and often invites the other Toe Monsters for a delicious feast. Her chilies are famous for their fiery kick!

Warning: While Auntie Ro-Ro is friendly and loves to cook for everyone, she can be very protective of her chilli plants. So, be sure to ask before picking any chilies, or you might end up as the main ingredient in her Jerk Toes!

Habitat survey

Inside Auntie Ro-Ro’s cave

Somewhere in Cheddar Gorge — the exact spot is a secret, and the cave has an inconvenient habit of not being where it was — is where Auntie Ro-Ro lives. The survey photograph below was taken quickly, and the surveyor did not stay for tea.

Auntie Ro-Ro at home in their cave in Cheddar Gorge
Auntie Ro-Ro at home. The spice levels are not negotiable.

Other specimens on file

Seventeen more are on file, each with their own six ratings and a full dossier. Read them all — carefully, and from a distance.

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