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Specimen file · No. 15 of 18

Gav-Su

Ninja Warrior

  • White gi, black belt
  • Bluetooth earpiece
  • Habitat: classified
  • Six ratings
Gav-Su, ninja Warrior
Specimen No. 15 · photographed at a safe distance
No. 15 Field ratings

The honest six

Six measurements, each out of ten. Nothing has been rounded up to be polite.

  • Size8/10
  • Friendliness7/10
  • Appetite7/10
  • Cleverness8/10
  • Sneakiness9/10
  • Quirkiness6/10

Note: sneakiness 9 is not a promise. Field measurements only.

The dossier

Appearance: Gav-Su is a unique Toe Monster with dark brown fur and an odd patch of very short black fur on the top of his head. Like all Toe Monsters, he has large, fluffy bunny ears. Gav-Su is a Brazilian Jujitsu master, always seen wearing a white gi with a black belt, symbolising his martial arts expertise. He also sports a Bluetooth audio device on one of his ears, keeping him connected to his mobile phone at all times.

Personality: Gav-Su is disciplined and focused, characteristics that make him a formidable Jujitsu master. His dedication to martial arts and fitness is evident in everything he does. Despite his serious nature when it comes to training, he has a playful side, often challenging friends to a game or a workout session in his expansive cave.

Cave Life: Gav-Su’s cave is a fitness enthusiast’s dream. The large space is equipped with everything he needs to stay in top shape. The back wall features two large TVs for watching sports. usually football.

The floor is covered with large blue mats, perfect for practising Jujitsu. A weights bench and various other fitness equipment are scattered around, providing ample opportunities for strength training. After a rigorous workout, Gav-Su likes to relax on his bean bag chair, perhaps enjoying a quick game or catching up on the latest sports news.

Fun Fact: Gav-Su’s dedication to fitness is so intense that he even has his Bluetooth audio device synced to his workout playlists. Whether he’s practising Jujitsu moves or lifting weights, the right music keeps him motivated and in the zone.

Warning: Children, be careful around Gav-Su’s cave. While he’s deeply focused on his workouts and martial arts practice, his powerful moves and intense training sessions can be hazardous. If you see him practising his Jujitsu, it’s best to admire his skills from a safe distance and avoid any potential toe-trimming incidents!

Habitat survey

Inside Gav-Su’s cave

Somewhere in Cheddar Gorge — the exact spot is a secret, and the cave has an inconvenient habit of not being where it was — is where Gav-Su lives. The survey photograph below was taken quickly, and the surveyor did not stay for tea.

Gav-Su at home in their cave in Cheddar Gorge
Gav-Su at home. Bow before entering.

Other specimens on file

Seventeen more are on file, each with their own six ratings and a full dossier. Read them all — carefully, and from a distance.

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