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Specimen file · No. 14 of 18

Tiff

Hustler Chef

  • Purple, red streaks
  • Pool shark
  • Habitat: classified
  • Six ratings
Tiff, hustler Chef
Specimen No. 14 · photographed at a safe distance
No. 14 Field ratings

The honest six

Six measurements, each out of ten. Nothing has been rounded up to be polite.

  • Size5/10
  • Friendliness7/10
  • Appetite6/10
  • Cleverness8/10
  • Sneakiness6/10
  • Quirkiness5/10

Note: cleverness 8 is not a promise. Field measurements only.

The dossier

Appearance:Tiff is a striking lady Toe Monster with dark purple fur streaked with vibrant red, giving her a distinctive and bold appearance. As with all Toe Monsters, she sports large, fluffy bunny ears that add to her unique charm. Whether she’s playing pool or cooking up a storm, Tiff always stands out.

Personality: Tiff is a dynamic and multi-talented Toe Monster who loves to engage in her two favourite hobbies: playing pool and cooking, especially Mexican cuisine. Her energetic personality and passion for both activities make her a lively and fun character to be around.

Cave Life: Tiff’s cave is spacious and well-equipped to accommodate her interests. The kitchen area is a culinary haven where she prepares delicious Mexican dishes. Adjacent to it is a dining table laden with mouthwatering enchiladas, beer bottles, nacho chips with guacamole and other dips, and a variety of 10 different hot sauces. The dining area is perfect for entertaining guests with her delectable creations.

One corner of the cave features a pool table where Tiff can often be found with a pool cue in one hand, taking shots between her cooking sessions. She wears a frilly apron that highlights her dual role as a chef and a pool player. The back wall of her cave is adorned with a large TV, usually tuned to cooking programs for inspiration and entertainment.

Fun Fact: Tiff’s ability to seamlessly switch between cooking and playing pool is legendary among the Toe Monsters. She often challenges friends to a game of pool while simultaneously whipping up a batch of her famous enchiladas, showcasing her impressive multitasking skills.

Warning: Children, be cautious if you encounter Tiff. Her love for cooking and playing pool might lure you in, but remember that she’s a Toe Monster. While she’s busy with her hobbies, it’s best to admire from afar and not get too close to her tantalising dishes or her skilful pool games.

Habitat survey

Inside Tiff’s cave

Somewhere in Cheddar Gorge — the exact spot is a secret, and the cave has an inconvenient habit of not being where it was — is where Tiff lives. The survey photograph below was taken quickly, and the surveyor did not stay for tea.

Tiff at home in their cave in Cheddar Gorge
Tiff at home, between the pool table and the stove.

Other specimens on file

Seventeen more are on file, each with their own six ratings and a full dossier. Read them all — carefully, and from a distance.

See all eighteen monsters