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Specimen file · No. 05 of 18

Granny Enid

BBQ queen with a dark menu

  • Vibrant purple
  • BBQ legend
  • Habitat: classified
  • Six ratings
Granny Enid, bBQ queen with a dark menu
Specimen No. 05 · photographed at a safe distance
No. 05 Field ratings

The honest six

Six measurements, each out of ten. Nothing has been rounded up to be polite.

  • Size1/10
  • Friendliness1/10
  • Appetite1/10
  • Cleverness1/10
  • Sneakiness1/10
  • Quirkiness1/10

Note: size 1 is not a promise. Field measurements only.

The dossier

Appearance: Granny Enid is the oldest of the Toe Monsters, with a coat of vibrant purple fur and a friendly smile that can easily fool the unwary. She looks as sweet and innocent as a Toe Monster could ever appear, making her one of the most deceptive members of the group.

Personality: Granny Enid’s outward appearance of warmth and kindness hides a more sinister side. Her love for cooking is legendary among the Toe Monsters, and she takes great pride in her BBQ skills. Her sweet smile can easily lure in unsuspecting victims, making her a formidable foe despite her age. Culinary

Skills: Granny Enid is the undisputed BBQ queen. Her homemade burgers and spicy sausages are mouthwateringly delicious, but her absolute favourite delicacy is teriyaki toes. She has perfected the art of grilling toes to perfection, adding her own special teriyaki marinade for an extra kick.

Cave Life: Granny Enid’s cave is a culinary haven, equipped with a state-of-the-art BBQ grill and an array of cooking utensils. The smell of her delicious BBQ wafts through the cave, making it both inviting and dangerous. Her cave is also filled with various ingredients and spices, showing her dedication to her craft. Fun Fact: Granny Enid’s BBQ parties are the highlight of the Toe Monster social calendar. Her cooking skills are unmatched, and even other Toe Monsters can’t resist her tasty creations. Just make sure you’re not on the menu!

Warning: Children, be on high alert! Granny Enid may look like a sweet and harmless elderly Toe Monster with her purple fur and friendly smile, but her BBQ is always ready for her next meal. If you see her, run as fast as you can and don’t let her turn you into her next teriyaki treat!

Habitat survey

Inside Granny Enid’s cave

Somewhere in Cheddar Gorge — the exact spot is a secret, and the cave has an inconvenient habit of not being where it was — is where Granny Enid lives. The survey photograph below was taken quickly, and the surveyor did not stay for tea.

Granny Enid at home in their cave in Cheddar Gorge
Granny Enid at home. Do not ask what is on the menu.

Other specimens on file

Seventeen more are on file, each with their own six ratings and a full dossier. Read them all — carefully, and from a distance.

See all eighteen monsters