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Specimen file · No. 11 of 18

El Diablo

Fun-loving Drummer

  • Fun-loving
  • Drums, loudly
  • Habitat: classified
  • Six ratings
El Diablo, fun-loving Drummer
Specimen No. 11 · photographed at a safe distance
No. 11 Field ratings

The honest six

Six measurements, each out of ten. Nothing has been rounded up to be polite.

  • Size6/10
  • Friendliness9/10
  • Appetite10/10
  • Cleverness5/10
  • Sneakiness6/10
  • Quirkiness7/10

Note: appetite 10 is not a promise. Field measurements only.

The dossier

Appearance: El Diablo is the “fun” Toe Monster with a mischievous glint in his eyes. His playful nature is reflected in his vibrant appearance and lively personality. Always ready for a game or a musical jam session, El Diablo is hard to miss in the Toe Monster community.

Personality: El Diablo’s love for football, especially Manchester United, is legendary. He’s a die-hard fan who passionately supports his team, even though no one is brave enough to tell him they haven’t been the same since Fergie left. His enthusiasm for the game is matched only by his musical talent. A musical genius, El Diablo plays the drums with skill and flair, using his rhythmic beats to lure children to his cave.

Cave Life: El Diablo’s cave is a hub of entertainment and football fanaticism. A big TV dominates one wall, constantly tuned to football matches, particularly those featuring Manchester United. The cave is filled with musical instruments, with a prominent drum set taking centre stage. El Diablo often practices his drumming, creating captivating rhythms that draw in curious youngsters.

If children share his love for Manchester United, he generously lets them watch a game on his big TV, creating a fun and lively atmosphere. However, woe betide those who support other teams, especially rivals like Liverpool or Man City – they risk becoming El Diablo’s next meal.

Fun Fact: El Diablo’s musical prowess extends beyond the drums. He’s known to experiment with various instruments, adding to his repertoire and keeping his musical sessions fresh and exciting. His cave often echoes with the sounds of impromptu jam sessions, making it one of the most vibrant places in Cheddar Gorge.

Warning: Children, be cautious when you hear the enticing beats of El Diablo’s drums. While his music and love for football might seem inviting, remember that his allegiance to Manchester United is unwavering. If you don’t share his passion for the Red Devils, it’s best to steer clear and avoid becoming his next snack!

Habitat survey

Inside El Diablo’s cave

Somewhere in Cheddar Gorge — the exact spot is a secret, and the cave has an inconvenient habit of not being where it was — is where El Diablo lives. The survey photograph below was taken quickly, and the surveyor did not stay for tea.

El Diablo at home in their cave in Cheddar Gorge
El Diablo at home, between drum solos.

Other specimens on file

Seventeen more are on file, each with their own six ratings and a full dossier. Read them all — carefully, and from a distance.

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