Toe Monsters Cheddar Gorge · specimen files

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Specimen file · No. 10 of 18

Riccardo

Pizza loving Toe Monster

  • Red & black stripes
  • Believes he is Italian
  • Habitat: classified
  • Six ratings
Riccardo, pizza loving Toe Monster
Specimen No. 10 · photographed at a safe distance
No. 10 Field ratings

The honest six

Six measurements, each out of ten. Nothing has been rounded up to be polite.

  • Size6/10
  • Friendliness7/10
  • Appetite8/10
  • Cleverness8/10
  • Sneakiness6/10
  • Quirkiness7/10

Note: appetite 8 is not a promise. Field measurements only.

The dossier

Appearance: Riccardo was born with striking red and black stripy fur, which for some reason made him think he was Italian. His fur gives him a unique and vibrant appearance, matching his passionate personality. Riccardo’s love for all things Italian is evident in everything he does, from his support of AC Milan to his culinary creations.

Personality: Riccardo is a true Italian at heart. He passionately supports AC Milan and proudly displays his allegiance in his cave. His love for Italian culture extends to his food, where he combines his Toe Monster instincts with classic Italian recipes. Riccardo is known for his toe-tellini pasta and his unique toeperoni, a variation on salami, which he uses to top his delicious pizzas.

Cave Life: Riccardo’s cave is a cozy, Italian-themed haven. The walls are adorned with posters of AC Milan and various Italian landmarks. The centre of his cave features a comfortable chair where he relaxes and enjoys his culinary masterpieces. A large table is often filled with Italian dishes like toe-tellini pasta, fresh salads, and pizzas topped with his homemade toeperoni.

His kitchen area is well-equipped with all the tools and ingredients needed to whip up his favourite dishes. There’s even a special oven designed for perfect pizza baking. Riccardo prefers Italian cheese over the local Cheddar – his favourite being Toezzarella, which adds a unique touch to his dishes.

Fun Fact: Riccardo’s culinary skills are unmatched among the Toe Monsters. His toeperoni sausage has become a sought-after delicacy, and his pizzas are always in high demand. He loves to host dinner parties in his cave, sharing his love for Italian food with his friends.

Warning: Children, be cautious if you catch the aroma of delicious Italian food wafting from a cave. While Riccardo’s dishes might smell tempting, remember that his recipes come with a twist. Admire his culinary skills from a safe distance and resist the urge to taste his toe-tastic creations.

Habitat survey

Inside Riccardo’s cave

Somewhere in Cheddar Gorge — the exact spot is a secret, and the cave has an inconvenient habit of not being where it was — is where Riccardo lives. The survey photograph below was taken quickly, and the surveyor did not stay for tea.

Riccardo at home in their cave in Cheddar Gorge
Riccardo at home. The pizza oven never cools.

Other specimens on file

Seventeen more are on file, each with their own six ratings and a full dossier. Read them all — carefully, and from a distance.

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