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Specimen file · No. 04 of 18

Uncle Daz

Clean freak with a soft centre

  • Luminescent blue
  • Carries soapy water
  • Habitat: classified
  • Six ratings
Uncle Daz, clean freak with a soft centre
Specimen No. 04 · photographed at a safe distance
No. 04 Field ratings

The honest six

Six measurements, each out of ten. Nothing has been rounded up to be polite.

  • Size1/10
  • Friendliness1/10
  • Appetite1/10
  • Cleverness1/10
  • Sneakiness1/10
  • Quirkiness1/10

Note: size 1 is not a promise. Field measurements only.

The dossier

Appearance: Uncle Daz is one of the more unusual Toe Monsters. Standing at five feet tall, his fur glows a striking luminescent blue, making him hard to miss. He often carries a bucket of soapy water, ever ready to clean anything (or anyone) that comes his way. Despite his bright appearance, Uncle Daz is the epitome of cleanliness, always on the lookout for something to wash.

Personality: Known as the “nice” Toe Monster, Uncle Daz has a particular fondness for quiet children. Speak in a soft voice, or even better, whisper, and he might just wash your feet and let you escape before the other Toe Monsters catch a whiff of you. However, loud kids beware – Uncle Daz has been known to lose his patience and might just gobble you up!

Cave Life: Uncle Daz’s cave is a testament to his obsession with cleanliness and fast cars. His spacious abode houses a blue Tesla, which he cleans daily using a sophisticated jet wash system complete with water purifiers and various gizmos. The walls are adorned with posters of fast cars, while a superhero-themed pinball machine adds a touch of fun. A large computer screen displaying car diagnostics takes pride of place, showing Uncle Daz’s love for technology. In one corner, a vending machine stocked with chocolate bars and other snacks sits beside several orange bags full of groceries and a towering stack of about 50 toilet rolls – essentials for a Toe Monster who loves to stay prepared!

Fun Fact: Uncle Daz’s meticulous nature extends beyond his cleaning duties. His cave is always spotless, a true reflection of his character. He is also a big fan of superhero pinball games, often challenging himself to beat his high scores when he’s not busy washing.

Habitat survey

Inside Uncle Daz’s cave

Somewhere in Cheddar Gorge — the exact spot is a secret, and the cave has an inconvenient habit of not being where it was — is where Uncle Daz lives. The survey photograph below was taken quickly, and the surveyor did not stay for tea.

Uncle Daz at home in their cave in Cheddar Gorge
Uncle Daz at home. Everything smells of soap.

Other specimens on file

Seventeen more are on file, each with their own six ratings and a full dossier. Read them all — carefully, and from a distance.

See all eighteen monsters